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07/05/202629/05/2026

Europe 2026

For our big non-Asian holiday this year, we are going to Europe again. We will be flying into Milan on the 3rd of June and flying back to Australia on the 13th of July (Arriving back in Perth on the 15th). Milan is simply a hub for us; we won’t be holidaying in and around Milan. I’m too sexy for Milan anyway, and New York, and Japan.

From Milan, we will be flying over to Portugal to visit a few places, then Spain, then a Mediterranean island, then England to visit family. That’s loosely our intention; a growing and evolving itinerary can be viewed by clicking on the Europe Map below.

Click through to see the latest itinerary, which is quite fluid at the moment, and subject to change.

The last European trip involved a lot of Germany and some of Holland. In the past, we’ve also done a lot of Italy and France. We’ve done Spain and Portugal before, but mainly from cruises and so that has been restricted to the coastal areas. This year, we wanted to do more of the inland areas of Spain and a big draw card for me was Porto – as I had really fancied cruising up the Douro River.

We will repeat our trip to the UK, despite the unnecessary expense of having to renew (and in Judith’s case obtain for the first time) our UK passports, instead of simply visiting using our antipodean passports. I know I’m moaning, and I know that there are some people in the world that would give their eye teeth for a UK passport but combined we’ve paid over $500 just for a pass to visit family for the week. It’s a cash grab and I don’t like it. Still, the beer’s cheap.

Harvey’s Bitter. The staple of the South of England. A beautiful drop. Breakfast of champions. Perfect to be imbibed in an English beer garden on a rare sunny day with no howling wind rattling your bones. Or try a Fuller’s London Pride. Or a Courage Directors. But not Tetleys. Don’t do Tetley’s. And good luck finding a warm day in an English beer garden, too.

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15 thoughts on “Europe 2026”

  1. Marlene says:
    24/05/2026 at 2:36 PM

    You always manage to put a smile on my face when I read your blogs. Love the detail (click map to see itinerary, wow!) Enjoy the trip 😉

    Reply
    1. Steve says:
      25/05/2026 at 7:40 AM

      Thanks Marlene. I’m looking forward to writing more on this trip.

      Reply
  2. Sam says:
    24/05/2026 at 4:57 PM

    Great , have a great trip . 😉

    Reply
  3. Janneke & George says:
    24/05/2026 at 5:33 PM

    Maybe we’ll see each other, we are in Turkey now, we hope you can fly, the kerosene is running out.

    Reply
    1. Steve says:
      25/05/2026 at 7:48 AM

      That would be great! Yes, we have seen a small surge in air fares because of the oil prices, as airlines try to manage their consumption of avtur. But we had already booked the big flight to/from Europe back in December ’25 so at least that portion wasn’t hiked up in price.

      Reply
  4. Diane and Martin says:
    24/05/2026 at 5:35 PM

    Great itinerary guys! Sure you will love Porto and the Douro valley, the scenery on the railway line is spectacular! Enjoy yourselves

    Reply
    1. Steve says:
      25/05/2026 at 7:49 AM

      Yes, that’s the bit I’m looking forward to the most. And the odd glass or port, naturally.

      Reply
  5. Trudi & Graham says:
    24/05/2026 at 5:39 PM

    Have a great time you two, enjoy spending time with the family,
    Safe travels… 💙💚. Too sexy for Milan?

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    1. Steve says:
      25/05/2026 at 7:55 AM

      Haha – Right Said Fred:

      https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ?si=t2gPbDtD4rsBLtT2

      I’m too sexy for my love
      Too sexy for my love
      Love’s going to leave me

      I’m too sexy for my shirt
      Too sexy for my shirt
      So sexy it hurts

      And I’m too sexy for Milan
      Too sexy for Milan
      New York, and Japan

      I’m too sexy for your party
      Too sexy for your party
      No way I’m disco dancing

      ‘Cause I’m a model; you know what I mean
      And I do my little turn on the catwalk
      Yeah, on the catwalk
      On the catwalk, yeah
      I shake my little tush on the catwalk

      I’m too sexy for my car
      Too sexy for my car
      Too sexy by far
      And I’m too sexy for my hat
      Too sexy for my hat
      What do you think about that?

      ‘Cause I’m a model; you know what I mean
      And I do my little turn on the catwalk
      Yeah, on the catwalk
      On the catwalk, yeah
      I shake my little tush on the catwalk
      Too sexy for my
      Too sexy for my
      Too sexy for my
      ‘Cause I’m a model, you know what I mean
      And I do my little turn on the catwalk
      Yeah, on the catwalk
      On the catwalk
      Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

      Too sexy for my cat
      Too sexy for my cat
      Poor pussy
      Poor pussy cat

      I’m too sexy for my love
      Too sexy for my love
      Love’s going to leave me
      And I’m too sexy for this song.

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  6. Steph says:
    25/05/2026 at 7:10 AM

    Hey Steve, when are you both in the UK? I have a feeling it’s when we’re all on our jollies, so we’ll end up
    missing you again! I’ll keep my fingers crossed that we can arrange a family get together x

    Reply
    1. Steve says:
      25/05/2026 at 8:01 AM

      Hey Steph, if you click on the map of Europe, the full nine yards are there. We fly into blighty on the 4th of July and fly out on the 9th. An American once asked me whether they have a fourth of July in England. Well yes, it comes right after the third.

      Reply
  7. Alison says:
    25/05/2026 at 9:06 AM

    If you get over there now you might just catch summer, I hear it’s early this year – 30 deg all this week in London than back to normal.

    Reply
    1. Steve says:
      25/05/2026 at 11:24 AM

      30 degrees! That’s 86 degrees Fahrenheit according to NASA! Phew what a scorcher – but I’m not sure we’ll catch those heady temps as we get there early July and that’s the start of winter in the UK.

      Reply
  8. Lee Halkias says:
    01/06/2026 at 8:17 PM

    Looks like a great trip Steven, I’m road the beer is cheap as they are saving $& on refrigeration costs in the motherland

    Reply
    1. Steve says:
      02/06/2026 at 8:15 AM

      Haha warm beer and cold pies, bring it on.

      Reply

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